named my colostomy bag kimye. ‘cause it’s full of shit. hah.
Books that people read romantically but shouldn’t because they’re missing the point:
- Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
- Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare
- The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
that show you have every intention of watching and you are 100% confident that you’ll love but you refuse to watch right now because its not the right time.
grey’s meme [1 disaster]
↳ the plane crash
the worst thing about taking naps is you expect to wake up afterwards feeling well-rested but instead you feel like you died and you forget who you are